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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

I am very mature.

Here is a penis knitting chart. You would knit the white and purl the black to make a raised, giant penis pattern. I am going to make a penis washcloth at some point.


  1. I'm pretty sure this is the best thing ever.

  2. I found your blog on a list of crochet blogs on and at first I read the name of your blog and thought to myself there is no way I just read moist crocheted vagina that I had to do a double take and to my surprise that is exactly what I read!! haha this is pure awesomeness, I guess I'm about as mature as you are because I have thoroughly enjoyed your blog, and I pinned it :) I love the crap that you have made. lol