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Friday, July 29, 2011


7/30/2011: I totally fucked up and wrote this pattern at like midnight and it's all messed up am fixing it right now.

7/30/2011: ALL FIXED YAAAY

  • G Hook
  • F Hook
  • Worsted weight yarn in red, green, and white
  • Tapestry needle

With G Hook

R1: 5 Sc in magic loop.

R2: 2 SC in each st around (10 sts)

R3: SC around (10 sts)

R4: *SC 1, 2 SC in next st* rep 5 times (15 sts)

R5: SC around (15 sts)

R6: *SC 2, 2 SC in next st* rep 5 times (20 sts)

R7: SC around (20 sts)

R8: *SC 3, 2 SC in next st* rep 5 times (25 sts)

R9-R11: SC around (25 sts)

R12: *SC 3, dec 1* rep 5 times (20 sts)

At this point, hold live stitch with a safety pin. Start to embroider seeds, spacing them along evenly around the fruit, until you get up to the live st. Stuff with fiber fill, but leave a bit of room at the top. Pick st back up.

R13: *SC 2, dec 1* rep 5 times (15 sts)

R14: *SC 1, dec 1* rep 5 times (10 sts)

Finish embroidering seeds, then stuff completely with fiber fill.

R15: SC in every other st, bind off. (5 sts) Because the top of my fruit is going to be hidden by leaves, I tie a strong knot, then I weave in the ends.


With F hook

R1: 5 sc in magic loop

R2: 2 sc in every sts, sl st to close round (10 sts)

R3: Ch 5, sl st in second ch from hook, sc in next ch, hdc in next to chs, sl st in next st. Repeat around until you have 10 leaves. Bind off, leaving long tail for sewing. Attach leaves to top of strawberry, weave in ends.

All done!


  1. thanks for the pattern, now i have some cute strawberries to display


  2. Great pattern! I made one in mercerized cotton with gold beads for a Christmas tree ornament.

  3. Love it, thank you for this great pattern.

  4. muchas gracias
    irene (españa)

  5. Thank you! I love strawberries!

  6. Thank you for the pattern. I could have done without the "f" word, though. It's so unladylike.

  7. Yeah... I hate the fuck word too! ;-) LOL

  8. I used your pattern for the leaves, I only made 5 because I needed a smaller strawberry. Thanx for sharing!

  9. lindo,pena não ter tradutor....BRASIL

  10. Wonderful job! Featured your pattern on

  11. Using for a key chain. Thanks for the work you put into creating this!

  12. If you don't like the fucking word fuck then perhaps you shouldn't be using my FREE fucking pattern that I'm sharing with fucking everyone on a fucking blog named fucking MOIST CROCHETED FUCKING VAGINA.

  13. And you're welcome for my free fucking pattern. :)

  14. They probably don't even own an F hook.

  15. hehe I needed a strawberry pattern, and the pattern itself is great, but the comments too just encouraged me even more to use this one :D 'unladylike' eesh - jenny xx

  16. Thank you! Great pattern, and best blog name I've ever come across whilst searching crochet stuff :P

  17. People with potty mouths don't need to be making blogs. Definitely not attractive. Why do you like to sound nasty?? Are you depressed and mad at the world or somethin?? Geez.

  18. oh and real nice title to the pattern. lol (crap!)

  19. Fucking thanks for this awesome free fucking pattern! I'm making my daughter a collection of fucking fruits and fucking veggies and this fucking strawberry works fucking perfectly. Great fucking job! ;)

  20. Hey I just want to say that this pattern is fucking amazing and so is your language ;)

  21. Fucking brilliant!

  22. Dear, your designs are beautifully done. Thanks for sharing!

  23. Fuckin brilliant pattern! Made a cute little berry as part of a baby mobile of amigurumi fruits and veg. Thank you!

  24. Thanks for this wonderful pattern! I've looked at a few different strawberry patterns and I'm glad I chose yours! Easy to follow and the finished berry is perfect in size. Thanks!!

  25. Been looking for a friendly Strawberry patter for a long time... Thx appreciate you sharing.