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Friday, July 29, 2011

Strawberry

7/30/2011: I totally fucked up and wrote this pattern at like midnight and it's all messed up am fixing it right now.

7/30/2011: ALL FIXED YAAAY


MATERIALS
  • G Hook
  • F Hook
  • Worsted weight yarn in red, green, and white
  • Tapestry needle
FRUIT

With G Hook

R1: 5 Sc in magic loop.

R2: 2 SC in each st around (10 sts)

R3: SC around (10 sts)


R4: *SC 1, 2 SC in next st* rep 5 times (15 sts)

R5: SC around (15 sts)

R6: *SC 2, 2 SC in next st* rep 5 times (20 sts)

R7: SC around (20 sts)

R8: *SC 3, 2 SC in next st* rep 5 times (25 sts)

R9-R11: SC around (25 sts)

R12: *SC 3, dec 1* rep 5 times (20 sts)

At this point, hold live stitch with a safety pin. Start to embroider seeds, spacing them along evenly around the fruit, until you get up to the live st. Stuff with fiber fill, but leave a bit of room at the top. Pick st back up.

R13: *SC 2, dec 1* rep 5 times (15 sts)

R14: *SC 1, dec 1* rep 5 times (10 sts)

Finish embroidering seeds, then stuff completely with fiber fill.

R15: SC in every other st, bind off. (5 sts) Because the top of my fruit is going to be hidden by leaves, I tie a strong knot, then I weave in the ends.

LEAVES

With F hook

R1: 5 sc in magic loop

R2: 2 sc in every sts, sl st to close round (10 sts)

R3: Ch 5, sl st in second ch from hook, sc in next ch, hdc in next to chs, sl st in next st. Repeat around until you have 10 leaves. Bind off, leaving long tail for sewing. Attach leaves to top of strawberry, weave in ends.

All done!




42 comments:

  1. thanks for the pattern, now i have some cute strawberries to display

    **Yolie

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  2. Great pattern! I made one in mercerized cotton with gold beads for a Christmas tree ornament.

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  3. Love it, thank you for this great pattern.

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  4. muchas gracias
    irene (espaรฑa)

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  5. Thank you! I love strawberries!

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  6. Thank you for the pattern. I could have done without the "f" word, though. It's so unladylike.

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    1. Loved the pattern but not the language. I always associate crochet with gentility. Very disappointing!!

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    2. if you dont like it, go somewhere else. Cursing like that doesnt change shit. Leave them be :D

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  7. Yeah... I hate the fuck word too! ;-) LOL

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  8. I used your pattern for the leaves, I only made 5 because I needed a smaller strawberry. Thanx for sharing!

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  9. lindo,pena nรฃo ter tradutor....BRASIL

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  10. Wonderful job! Featured your pattern on http://www.mnecrafts.com/2014/05/amigurumi-round-up-10-free-patterns.html

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  11. Using for a key chain. Thanks for the work you put into creating this!

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  12. If you don't like the fucking word fuck then perhaps you shouldn't be using my FREE fucking pattern that I'm sharing with fucking everyone on a fucking blog named fucking MOIST CROCHETED FUCKING VAGINA.

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  13. And you're welcome for my free fucking pattern. :)

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  14. They probably don't even own an F hook.

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  15. hehe I needed a strawberry pattern, and the pattern itself is great, but the comments too just encouraged me even more to use this one :D 'unladylike' eesh - jenny xx

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  16. Thank you! Great pattern, and best blog name I've ever come across whilst searching crochet stuff :P

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  17. People with potty mouths don't need to be making blogs. Definitely not attractive. Why do you like to sound nasty?? Are you depressed and mad at the world or somethin?? Geez.

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    1. Unknown are your knickers too tight? If you don’t like the blog just move on.

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  18. oh and real nice title to the pattern. lol (crap!)

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  19. Fucking thanks for this awesome free fucking pattern! I'm making my daughter a collection of fucking fruits and fucking veggies and this fucking strawberry works fucking perfectly. Great fucking job! ;)

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  20. Hey I just want to say that this pattern is fucking amazing and so is your language ;)

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  21. Fucking brilliant!

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  22. Dear, your designs are beautifully done. Thanks for sharing!

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  23. Fuckin brilliant pattern! Made a cute little berry as part of a baby mobile of amigurumi fruits and veg. Thank you!

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  24. Thanks for this wonderful pattern! I've looked at a few different strawberry patterns and I'm glad I chose yours! Easy to follow and the finished berry is perfect in size. Thanks!!

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  25. Been looking for a friendly Strawberry patter for a long time... Thx appreciate you sharing.

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  26. GOD DAMN IM LATE TO THE FUCKIN PARTY AS PER! GRASSY ASS FOR THE RED LABIA PATTERN OR WHATEVER. YOURE A FUCKING BEAUTIFUL HUMAN.
    THE NEXT PERSON/ WOMAN WHO USES 'UNLADYLIKE' IN A CONDESCENDING MANNER (there's no other way, really) WILL SUFFER FROM BLOODY ANAL POLYPS FOLLOWED BY AMEOBIC DYSENTERY where the CYST PASSES THRU THE INTESTINAL WALL AND VIOLENTLY BURSTS OPEN, SPREADING FORTH 1000 AMOEBAE LIKE THE LOCUSTS OF THE BIBLE YOU READ SO VEHEMENTLY, EXCEPT THIS TIME IN YOU VERY OWN INTESTINAL WALL, CAUSING ABSCESSES AND ULCERS. IT WOULD FEEL LIKE LITTLE WORMS OR MAGGOTS MOVING THRU YOUR BUM.
    AND HOW DO YOU GET THIS? WELL, A) WICCA, MAYBE AND B) YOU LIKELY LIVE IN SQUALOR, AND/OR...NOPE JUST AND, YOU HAVE A LOAD OF UNCLEAN BUT HOLY BUM SEX EVERYNIGHT.
    thanks so much to the purveyor of this fine blog. I am so excited to be on a webpage with such a damn clever name, one that I wish I could've thought of/ had the cajones to use! I bow to you! xo

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  27. can someone be kind enough to tell me how many inches this strawberry comes out in worsted weight yarn please?

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    1. Mine was about 3 inches i used red heart super saver.

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  28. OMG ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!!! Thank you for the awesome pattern!

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  29. MidnightcrochetduoJune 13, 2021 at 9:08 AM

    Hi, we really love the strawberry pattern you've made! We are starting a small business and we were wondering if we could have permission to sell this product that uses your pattern. We would of course give you credit. If you have any questions, you can contact us at midnightcrochetduo@gmail.com

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  30. Thank you for this strawberry pattern. Perfect for a hungry caterpillar for my granddaughter. P/s what is “ladylike” anyway? I love your blog and your language. I feel at home here, thank you.

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  31. thanks for sharing the fucking pattern. I personally love the cuss words...for which I get in trouble for.

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  32. Great Work! Five Stars for them! They made it look so easy through their skills and experience! I would suggest it to every single person out there who is confronting the same issues! user experience consultants

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  33. I’m offended by your language, I love your pattern but there is no reason whatsoever that you have to use this language.

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  34. I won’t be using your pattern any longer, I have seen much better patterns out there.

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